This popped into my inbox a few moments ago from some guy named "Bill Clinton." My comments are in red;
Dear Friend,
I want to tell you about the day I had on Monday. I stopped in nine towns throughout North Carolina, starting the day at 7:30 a.m. in Elizabeth City and ending with a rally in Raleigh. That's the most stops I've ever done in a single day -- for any campaign. And I couldn't be happier to work that hard for Hillary. (You'd probably be happier if you were winning.)
I talked to a lot of people that day, and one thing was crystal clear -- people want Hillary to stay in this race until every last voter has a say. (No they don't) That's why Hillary and I are working so hard. (No it isn't) That's why we've made a deep commitment to keep campaigning, keep fighting, and keep winning.
We have had a lot of success in this campaign (could've fooled me), and our come-from-behind victory in Indiana is the latest example of how Hillary wins when she has your support behind her. (As in she barely wins?) As long as you share her commitment to winning, this race is going to continue. (So now it's my fault?)
Our next test is just five days away in West Virginia. Hillary needs your help right now to keep winning. (Or maybe to start to)
Contribute now to help us show the strength of our campaign. (Nothing says strength like loaning your own campaign millions)
I know something about coming back to win after you've been counted out. (Yes, you do) So does Hillary. (No, she doesn't) Over the course of this campaign, the pundits have tried to declare a premature end to the race dozens of times. (Like when Hillary declared and everyone said she was unbeatable)
Well, last time I checked, it's still up to the voters. And there are a lot of voters who haven't had their say yet. (Not enough of them though)
It's up to us to make sure that the voters in West Virginia and the other states yet to come are given a choice. I urge you to act now to help Hillary keep fighting.
Show your support by making a contribution today.
I wish I could talk to every last person who has worked so hard for Hillary to thank you for everything you've done for her. (Perhaps then I'd tell you to drop out...not that I've really done anything in this race) You mean so much to both of us. (Probably not true since I can't vote) She's still in this thing because of your hard work and your indomitable spirit. (Once again, I swear it's not my fault.)
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton